deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

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cespur:

im just a simple bird living a simple life

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

lolsofunny:

pairofafuckingdice:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHSHASJJHSJHJHDHDAASJAH XDDDDD

(lol here!)

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rnikedirnt:

rnikedirnt:

my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous 

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imnotsorryforshit:

pugs

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thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

Random woman: “BRITNEY! YOU ARE RUINING OUR NEIGHBORHOOD!”

Jamie Lynn: “THEN MOVE THE FUCK OUT!”

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heyfunniest:

*tears*

(Source: ridge)

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tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

lulz-time:

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liblyx:

baritone-shenanigans:

askinnyblackman:

that’s what you get for walking through the band you little shit

This is my most favourite thing ever

I’ve wanted to do this for literally years.

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